every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
