I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need help removing her.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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