hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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