and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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