he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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