I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
