Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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