i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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