sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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