I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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