Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
