i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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