What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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