She said her name was "party"
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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