do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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