the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
