Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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