Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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