I wish i was in the wii world.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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