His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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