Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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