Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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