Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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