That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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