You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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