just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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