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Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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