would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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