He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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