Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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