I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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