hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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