No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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