i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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