So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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