I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
