yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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