woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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