You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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