He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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