cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
