Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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