I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
now i know why i became what i already was.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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