I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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