haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Randomize
