Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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