She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i came on her dog
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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