i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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