I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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