butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
There's always time for handjobs
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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