We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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