ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
