her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
now i know why i became what i already was.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
it was like eating out sand paper
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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